Randomness

As the title suggests. Randomness

package iLoveYou;
import java.util.Scanner;
public class ILoveYou {

public static void main(String[] args) {

Scanner scan = new Scanner(System.in);

String name;
int iLoveYouThisMuch;
String Love = "You totally love this person with all the madness of your soul!!!";
String love = "You love this person. They mean a lot to you.";
String like = "You enjoy spending time with this person, but you aren't close enough to love them.";
String care = "You care about the well being of this person, but there are people you like more.";
String meh = "You don't hate this person, but you aren't a fan of them. You'd rather spend time with other people.";
String dislike = "You just don't like this person much, if at all.";
String hate = "You hate this person.";
String HATE = "You freaking hate this person's guts through all possible logical means.";


System.out.println("Please enter the name of someone you know.");
name = scan.next();

System.out.println("Based on a scale of 0 to 100, enter the amount you like this person.");
iLoveYouThisMuch = scan.nextInt();

if(iLoveYouThisMuch == 100){
System.out.println(name + ": " + Love);
}
else{
if((iLoveYouThisMuch >= 90) && (iLoveYouThisMuch <= 99)){
System.out.println(name + ": " + love);
}
else{
if((iLoveYouThisMuch >= 80) && (iLoveYouThisMuch <= 89)){
System.out.println(name + ": " + like);
}
else{
if((iLoveYouThisMuch >= 70) && (iLoveYouThisMuch <= 79)){
System.out.println(name + ": " + care);
}
else{


if((iLoveYouThisMuch >= 60) && (iLoveYouThisMuch <- 69)){
System.out.println(name + ": " + meh);
}
else{
if((iLoveYouThisMuch >= 50) && (iLoveYouThisMuch <= 59)){
System.out.println(name + ": " + dislike);
}
else{
if((iLoveYouThisMuch <= 49) && (iLoveYouThisMuch >= 1)){
System.out.println(name + ": " + hate);
}
else{
if(iLoveYouThisMuch == 0){
System.out.println(name + ": " + HATE);
}
}
}
}

}
}
}
}

}
}

I'll keep the humor up if no one else wants to.

Pfffthahahaa!



I found a rather...let's just say unique lemon on the internet.
It's so beautiful.
The second pic fits me perfectly, hahaha.
Masturbation! It's amazing how fast us girls can become wet. The magic of lubrication!

Is that the combustible lemon?

hahaha... Wow. You are not a shy person at all. And yet one can't help but like you.

But the funny thing is, girls bag on guys for always being easily turned on. What up with that?

Why yes, it most certainly is! It's been crafted with the skilled hands of the truest sciences. I would fancy a chance to use it, but aw skervy lucifers, I don't want to alter humanity's flourishing population! Or would I? Heheh.

Asdbfhjksnkfjshdfkjhsjkasdfkjahfas BRO YOU'RE SUCH A DEAR ;w;
I could say exactly the same for you!! Broooosahkjhdakjhsdajkash brain.exe will be forced to shut down--

I know! A lot of girls are dirty-minded and become easily thunderstruck as well! I wonder why a lot of them result to silly double standards and such...maybe it's a tsundere thing. Or girls are jealous of how easily guys can ejaculate. it has to be something!

Meh....

Everything has it's thing... I think.

I got goosebumps... I want to see this movie so so so so so sooooooooooooo freakin' bad!
*happy shiver*


I cannot explain how this makes me feel without being strange.

I think some girls pull off the short hair look very well, and actually look better than longer hair. Just gotta see how it turns out.

I'm speaking of any length above the shoulders. Depends on how you style it too, but that accounts for everyone.

...Agreed, but Jesus had long hair. Speaking of Jesus, I consider myself to be atheist- but yet, I keep having visions of him and this worries me alot.

Visions of Jesus how?

Hmm...last night, I dreamt there was a hobo on the street. He was begging for money, but nobody would give him anything. He went up to me as I was walking on the street by myself, loning it like always. The man told me he was Jesus Christ- at first, I thought he was a drunkard and/or crazy but he actually PROVED to me that he was Jesus. And I don't know now! Is this a wake-up call?

I don't know, Maria. I'm not sure if God gives people visions anymore or some devine intervention. But that is really odd... Was it completely out of nowhere? Have you seen anything else?

It was out of nowhere and Jesus was about to teach me the meaning of life and that I shouldn't be afraid anymore...until my mom woke me up. I'm kind of scared that right now (since I'll be going to sleep soon) that I'll see Jesus again.

All I can think to say is to see if you do. Maybe you will, maybe you won't.

I dreamt of someone I know (not going to say who). I was going on a date with this person until Jesus appeared again telling us not to have sex young. asdfjkl; I'm not kidding, Brandon. I really AM scared.

I don't know.

It could be a strange coincidence for the first time, and now is causing you to dream about it again because you're worried about it. Or it could be some kind of devine dream, which I'm not sure of. I don't believe God will make an interference to Mankind until judgement day.

But I don't know. Maybe it really is a sign.

That's what I think. I mean, I'm a full-fledged atheist- but maybe my mom is right in thinking that the atheism path is not for me...

Maybe.

What are you going to do?

I'll dwell on it, but I won't tell my mother about it or else she'll be like, "I told you so, Maria. I'm ALWAYS right." I'll give my grandmother false hope by saying I'm born again. So I really don't know what to do now...

I'll do my best to help you, if you want me to.